How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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