it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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