He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
The feeling are messing with the penis
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
Do plants get herpes?
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