i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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