I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
Boobs are out for the taking
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
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