Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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