People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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