That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
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