I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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