I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
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