I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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