Cold hands, warm shart.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Can vaginas get frostbite?
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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