He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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