So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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