why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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