I love black thongs
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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