Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
A bitchslap is in order.
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