Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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