I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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