I can't breathe out the right side of my face
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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