o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
And then he peed in my hair
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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