my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
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