she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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