apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
this is an emotional support booty call
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
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