I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
That accounts for only three of the penises
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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