I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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