no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
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