dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
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