New low: just hacked my moms facebook
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
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