I just saw a hot homeless man
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Girls should come with a carfax report
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
