Say something about gay babies.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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