My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
Randomize
