You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
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