Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
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