We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
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I need you to use more vowels.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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