You can't motorboat a personality
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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