my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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