I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
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