I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
Text me some of your sweat
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