Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

Sorry GingerBikerLady hasn't picked any favorites yet.

ADVERTISEMENT

(732): View more from New Jersey

dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?

Fav 15 6469 1210
share tweet
(909): View more from California

Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?

Fav 7 2420 1352
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(845): View more from New York

This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.

Fav 5 2656 1061
share tweet
(520): View more from Arizona

I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.

Fav 6 926 1468
share tweet
(203): View more from Connecticut

Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?

Fav 5 1598 833
share tweet
(413): View more from Massachusetts

Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad

Fav 1 576 806
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(425): View more from Washington

Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours

Fav 1 727 438
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(856): View more from New Jersey

I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT

Fav 0 70 19
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(812): View more from Indiana

Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..

Fav 0 18 19
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT