Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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