420 ftw
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
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