there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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