Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
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