Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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