Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
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