He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
Come see our sink grown plant.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
I FOUND THE LEGS
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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