Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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