ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
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