question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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