If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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