Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
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