Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Randomize
