How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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