i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Randomize
