i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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