OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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